This Site Is Silly But We Don’t Care. If You Want Perfection, Look Elsewhere.

Growing old is mandatory,
growing wise is optional.

Old was not one of the things
I wanted to be when I grew up.

Some tell time looking at the sun,
I can never make out the numbers.

 Honesty is the key to a marriage.
If you can fake that, you're in."

We Must Be Doing Something Right. Together for 64 years, Married for 60.
"What's the secret to such a long, happy marriage? Well, it's like this. The man makes all the big decisions and the woman just makes the little decisions, it really does work.
“60 years passed by and so far I have not had one big decision to make”!

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May contain material written by nuts. A sense of Humour is highly recommended.

 I'm not a complete idiot
 Some parts are missing.

I don't suffer from insanity;
I enjoy every minute of it

Some people are has-beens.
I am a never was.

If confusion is the first step to
knowledge, I must be a genius.

It's very hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
 

Any Jokes, Pictures or Money,  Polite Suggestions and Clean Funny Stuff from anyone
will be most welcome but   “We Do The Moaning”  Weary Wally   contact : weary1@occleston.com .

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Web Master Weary Wally

Ex Editor Batty Betty

Married life is just like a pack of cards,

I think the spade is being kept for later.

She took my heart
 at an early age

 She kept a check
on my clubbing.

Now she’s hinting
about a DIAMOND